"Good News"

Time to visit "Some Assembly Required". Get stuff our vaunted "liberal" media forgets to tell us. I guess they don't want to tax our little brains -- after all, if we had any idea what was going on, we couldn't/wouldn't watch "Dancing With The Stars", and other crap. As always, please follow link to original
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Multiple Choices: The Greek referendum is 1) on, 2) off, 3) on again, 4) really, really off, 5) immaterial – either the Greeks accept austerity voluntarily or it will be shoved down their throats by the Germans.

More For Less:Corporate America continued its drive to make the worker superfluous, with a 3.1% quarterly increase in productivity and a 2.4% decrease in labor costs. It's a good thing that customers don't need jobs.

Sign Up Now! It's time for another war. Be the first on your block to support war with Iran. Israel's ready. The Tommies are ready. Aren't you ready to use nuclear weapons to free the world from nuclear weapons? How about computer worms to prevent evil computing? Back the attack! Call now, recruiters are waiting. Note: NATO has "no intention whatsoever" of intervening in Iran until it gets paid for its work in Libya.

As Stated: Thirty Of America's Most Profitable Companies Paid 'Less Than Zero' In Income Taxes In Last 3 Years:

Drug Dealing: On the street, illegally selling prescription drugs is a felony, good for a long stretch in prision. But if you're GlaxoSmithKline and you've sold millions and millions of drugs “for unapproved uses” you can just pay $3 billion from petty cash to 'resolve' the matter and get back at it.

Travel Advice: If the NYPD stops you and you don't have your internal passport, identification papers, or driver's license on you, better have a toothbrush. Because you will be handcuffed, bounced from jail to jail around the city, given a couple of nights lodging and eventually get your case dropped in less than a minute of court time. Just protecting and serving. Poughkeepsie's nice this time of year.

Propaganda: Homeland Security, in cooperation the big motel/hotel chains, is making a special offer available to the first 1.2 million travelers who rat out random strangers. All you have to do is watch a short propaganda film in the privacy of your hotel room and then see if you can't find someone to frame for a visit by the men in black. Watching the film is not mandatory. Yet.
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I'm sure y'all have some good news of your own.