Headlines

Here's another selection of "headlines".  Perhaps now you understand my despair.  In fact, most of this crap goes well beyond anything you might call satire.
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Wisconsin Republican Party to vote on secession at state convenction in May

 

Pastor John Hagee: Tuesday’s ‘blood moon’ eclipse signals the end of the world

 

Real-Life Barbie Says She Doesn't Need Food or Water

Why are geocentrists trying to undo centuries worth of accepted science? (Hint: The Jews)    -------   arrrrgh!!