Solstice

It's that shortest day again -- soon the sun will return, and I will begin to blog again --- with GUSTO!

Today I'm just laying low.

Not quite at the "BAH, HUMBUG" level -- but close.

Wish you all a happy upcoming holiday, a jolly, jolly, time, etc., etc., etc. Don't destroy those credit cards too much -- leave enough for day to day expenses -- after all, our BELOVED Department Of Homeland Security has videos telling clerks to BEWARE folks paying cash -- after all, CASH is the sign of a "potential terrorist".
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Well, here's what folks in the "Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave" are being taught --



"Surveillance: Looking at stuff makes you a terrorist.

Elicitation: Talking to people makes you a terrorist. Getting a job makes you a terrorist, too.

Testing Security: Forgetting your stuff makes you a terrorist.

Funding: Acquiring and saving money makes you a terrorist. Gift cards are terrorist money.

Acquiring Supplies: Cars and radios make you a terrorist. Cell phones make you a terrorist. Having a uniform is a terrorist activities.

Impersonation: Gut feelings = terrorist!"
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Remy: Grandma Got Indefinitely Detained (A Very TSA Christmas)