Armstrong ran 'sophisticated' doping program, agency says ""

Gee, what kind of wrist band will he sell now?

"Better Living Through Chemistry"?

"LIVE STRONG - Take Dope"?

"CHEAT  ---  It's THE American Way"?

"Now You Know WHY My Balls Shriveled Up"?

Pick your favorite  --  or  --  write your own - post in comments