EQUALITY!!!

TRUE equality will only be realized when we have gay guys with four ex-husbands, "blended families" of lesbians, etc.  Only when we have "quickie marriages" performed in some place like Las Vegas, by (let us say) Harvey Fierstein, Rock Hudson, or Judy Garland impersonators, will "gay marriage" (AKA: EQUAL RIGHTS) actually be equal to the insanity of the rest of society.