Why Buy A Pig When You Can Get Cheap Sausage?

ECHIDNE OF THE SNAKES has a post titled "Why Buy A Pig When You Can Get Cheap Sausage" (follow link to original). This as a reversal of "why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free".

This is only one lie about sex, men, and women. As any woman well knows -- she can screw any man to the point where he begs for rest. Most women are more eager for some decent sex than the average guy is. He usually want to watch the game, often with his buddies, beer, and pizza. If he wants anything later -- it's a quickie, IF he can stay awake long enough.

I think most men desire sex only as long as it's NOT available on a regular basis.

Folks often laugh about "lesbian bed death" -- well all you folks out in interwebs land -- why not talk about "heterosexual bed death", where HE can only get truly involved if it's with a "strange piece"? For @%$#&*$ sake, how many guys get caught because they end up cheating on their cheating?

Recently there have been studies where it seems guys get more involved with "the cow" than men want you to believe.

Isn't it time to return to a kinder, gentler, form of "manhood"? Wouldn't a few more "sensitive" types (who are not just trying to "get over") do the world a heap of good?

There are too many guys who damn near kill themselves trying to be "tough".

What I'm saying is THERE ARE TOO MANY "PIGS" OUT THERE!

Remember guys -- sausage is really cheap.