More happy, happy!

here some good stuff from "Some Assembly Required" -- please follow link to original.
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Papieren, Bitte: A German executive assigned to the Mercedes Benz factory in Vance, AL was arrested for not having his passport on his person at all times.

Imitation/Flattery: Egypt’s state security thuggery has been renamed “Homeland Security.”

Moral Choices: Eventually the confrontations between our heavy-handed, highly militarized police and the disgruntled citizenry will reach the point where federal troops will be called in to put down the insurrection. Think now about what you will do then.

China Syndrome: Nuclear experts say that it is merely a matter of time before at least one of the Fukushima reactor cores melts through the containment vessel (if it hasn't already) and into the earth below. If (when?) it encounters underground water there will be “a huge steam explosion”.

Inquiring Mind: How long will it be before some hyped up paramilitary police hero produces the Kent Sate moment for the #Occupy movement?

A Long, Long Time: The current 'pipeline' of houses in danger of foreclosure in Maryland would take 21 years to sell at the current sales rate. Make an offer.
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There is more at the original. Have a happy Thanksgiving! Be nice to your children, and present a proper feast -- after all, they really need some happy memories to hold on to in the future.

It appears fheir future will not be as good as our past.