Rick Perry, Rick Perry -- He's THE MAN, if HE can't do it no .............. oh wait -- HE CAN"T, and might be too DUMB to know it.

It's Tuesday -- Gov. and Presidential Candidate Rick Perry, the man who wants to secede from The Union, from The United States of America, is asking, once again, for FEDERAL AID to deal with the many wildfires in drought stricken Texas.

Why doesn't he just pray it away? Why doesn't he use "The Texas Miracle" to deal with it? How will a government he wants to flush down a toilet be able to help in a situation like this.

Obviously, it will not -- but, that makes no difference to all his "true believers" (copyright applies for).

These snake oil salesmen are either too DUMB, or too DISHONEST to tell people the 1840's are GONE FOREVER -- at least we hope they are. A return to that kind of "civilization" would mean The USA has become something close to Somalia.