Wha?

The news is out, neither Gates nor Buffett are "THE Worlds Richest Man". Nope, it's that Mexican guy, Carlos Slim.

Now, I ask you, what kind of multi billionaire (53.8 BILLION) uses a name that makes him sound like your friendly neighborhood dope dealer? His last name appears to be Helu, but in all the papers you read, Carlos Slim.

Granted, it's a lot better than: Carlos "Slim" Helu, which makes him REALLY sound like that dude who sold some really righteous grass back in the day.

Oh well, I guess I'm just JEALOUS -- he doesn't have to worry about his electric bill, or his water use, the way I do --- AND, he most likely has a few "keys" left over.